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Hello, I'm Parker. . . . and I haven't had alcohol in three weeks.
(applause)

haha just kidding

it's been more like four

No but seriously I'm not an alcoholic. I'm actually a very good person. I never cheat, slack off, steal, murder, embezzle, harass or think unkind thoughts about others. I do have a tendency to lie however. . .

No but seriously (again) I'm not a bad person. I occasionally (every night?) procrastinate and i have a slight tendency to make sexual innuendos (Not that that's a bad thing). As for my interests, I enjoy blogging, writing in my blog, posting blog entries, and making sure that my blog is up-to-date. Other interests include volleyball, not doing homework, and beating Dustin in anything APEC related. That last one isn't very hard (that's what she said . . . see, I told you). I also have a strange attraction to tortugas and homemade Hungry Hungry Hippos. Other than that I'm just a regular person. (shuttup Dustin).

And since this is my first official blog post, I'd like to take the time to share my life's most deepest and darkest secret: I am actually -

o crud 11:00 time to start hw bye