Saturday, November 29, 2008

No ones gonna read this

So i figured out that i can put w/e i want on this blog b/c its dead! No one reads this anymore, not even the goombas, so i can go around cussing evryone out b/c no one will ever know. Really, if you ever read this send me a message, and i will be astounded, well if its Michael i wont be b/c this is his blog thingy (no offense Michael).

I am always correct, therefore all of the following is true



First of all Gay Marriage

Lets act like Prop 8 doesnt take away any rights, which it does, and let me just point out that we are still seperating a group of people from others just b/c they are different. ITS NOT RIGHT!!! And why are we not allowing gay marriage? People say that they dont want to redefine the definition of marriage....ya thats not true. They arent against gay marriage b/c they like a definition, i didnt see them arguing when the definition of a planet was changed. The real reason that these people are against gay marriage is b/c their churches tell them that its wrong (yet another reason why im turning away from organized religion). I would like to ask them why its wrong. They would reply "B/c God thinks it is an abomination", and the only thing that i can say in reply to that is "LOL". Srsly, have you talked to God? Do you know what he wants exactly? Or did you minister tell you that and you were like "Okay"? I would like these people to take a step back and look at this with reason, homosexuals were born w/o the choice to be gay or not, and b/c they were born this way they are denied rights. Does that sound like something that God would want? To take people's rights away b/c they were born different? Really, whether it takes rights away or not, we are still seperating a group of people from the crowd b/c they are different.
Also for those who say that the Bible says that God is against it, the Bible says a lot of stuff, the Bible says that women came from a rib....
Also, there are known species in the wild to mate with the same sex.



Second of all: Liberalism vs. Conservatism (Good vs. Evil)

Let me start of with a short story, so im talking to someone in my English class, lets call him Bob, about Prop 8.

Bob: You know im tired of you guys protesting outside of churches b/c Prop 8 passed! If Prop 8 didnt pass, you would see us protesting outside of Liberal *pauses* Libraries!

And then i realized that he proved my point when it comes to Left vs. Right, when he thinks of conservatives, he thinks of churches, when he thinks of Liberals, he thinks of libraries.

And that is my main point, Liberals=education, Conservatives=blind faith.

I dont really have anything else to say, b/c thats basically it...

Oh Conservative economic policies fail "Hey lets give the rich more money, and hope that somehow the money gets down to those people that cant afford rent"



Third of all Kingdom Hearts

How great is this series!!! I mean, you think of all those great memories that you had with Disney movies plus the greatness that is FF combined into the greatest game play and storyline ever!!!! Seriously, after 24 hours of gameplay in one day, all i wanted to do was play the 1st KH.



Fourth of all Religion

I've realized that i have more respect for atheists than i do for Christians. Mainly b/c atheists are the more logical thinkers. Now i consider myself Christian (although some people say im not b/c i point out the flaws in the belief), im just not sure anymore. I mean if you use logic and reason, you'll come to the conclusion that is atheism, but someone told me that this logic and reason is the work of Satan.... *facepalm*.... Sersiously? Honestly person whos name i will not release.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Idk

Ya, so i came on here (im guessing someone will find sexual innyourendo in that statement) to give a random post like from Creed or maybe just say "I know a mouse and he hasnt got a house, i dont know why i call him Gerald. Hes getting rather good but hes a good mouse", but then i saw a comercial for 30 Days talking about gay rights....

Now i do not wish to cause any conflict but this is what i believe. People are going around $*#%^ing and complaining about how homosexuals are given the right to marriage, and i just wanna say STFU!!!! Lets face it, our government is based on all men being equal and given the rights to happiness right??? It seems to me that this includes the right to marriage who you want right? In response people say "well we have to have some limits to what makes people happy, if someone is happy when they hurt others should they be allowed to do that?" That is irrelevant b/c who is it hurting when a man marries another man???

Another thing that i wish to bring up came into my mind when talking to my extremely Catholic friend. He was opposed to gay marriage b/c he said that it was against God's will. That is what one group believes, and if they are against it, then they can not allow it in their church, but the Catholic Church cannot go so far as to ban gay marriage throughout the entire country. It is as important as ever to keep a seperation of church and state, or else the religious minority in power will enforce its beliefs upon the public (which is occuring now). I told my friend that i believe a seperation of church and state means a government that either is composed of all religions or none. Meaning that one specific religion will never be in full command of laws. I do not mean that a political leader cannot be religious, but that he needs to keep those beliefs at home.

Theres a good chance that some of that stuff didnt make sense but oh well its what i think
Other things i think:
My feet are cold, im thirsty, i spent $50 on iTunes in one week, and that Jack Wilson and Matt Schneider are good actors

Patrick Todd Maxwell Sparrow (Mr. P)

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

A Literalist Philosopher speaking...

O HAI.

I'm the residing philosopher in this blog, and i even have my own name. You may call me, "Pihduskidero." Want to know how i came up with that? SO DO I. It would be awesome if it came to me in a vision involving angels descending from heaven chanting the name, but whatever.
I'm probably the weirdest and quietest out of everyone, as i mostly keep all of my thoughts to myself. But i'm no longer the SHORTEST! MUHAHAHA. I'm basically your average technophobe geek. I know everything about electronics, computers, and all 493 pokemon. BEAT THAT. Oh, did i mention that i'm Canasian? For all of you non-friends of mine, that means I'm half Canadian and half Filipino. Now that an introduction has been established, i must continue studying for the AP test.

Pihduskidero.

Care too much?

While walking home today I began to think on the argument 2 of my friends are in and the position I play in it.

For a long time now i've always hated to see my friends down, sad, or in a bad position. If somone needed help on homework I was almost always there to help try to explain the problem, if somone needed help building something in the theatre, i'm always there to lend a hand. Recently as well i've been listening to alot of my friends problems and trying to lend an unbiased view and maybe my 2 cents on how to fix their problem.

But sometimes I wonder, am I just blowing (that's what she said) hot air? Do I just care too much? What is the point in trying to help out some of them when I know they aren't going to listen to me anyway, is there really any point in it? As much as I would like to play the "it is not my problem" card I cant... its just not who I am, as much as I hate to say it I will always want to be there for my friends and try to help even if it seems I am over worrying about something that is not my business. My friends matter too much to me to not worry about their hapiness.

Well thats all for me, just some rambilings from a guy who cares too much.

-Michael (Poger)

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Patrick's Thoughts

Remember when I told you about those flashbacks I was having with my old dog Bozo? Well guess what? He’s back, or rather, she’s back. I found a dog that looked just like Bozo wandering around Wilkes-Barre over the weekend by herself and I immediately snatched her up. You might think it’s cruel to snatch a dog, but I say it’s the only way. I got a real big sack with breathing holes cut all over it and then I coaxed her to walk into it by throwing about fifteen hot dogs in there. Once she was in the sack, I took her home with me and we’ve been best friends ever since. I’ve been thinking about fitting her for a saddle since she’s kind of big and I’ve been meaning to start a doggy ride business for carnivals anyway.
Doggy rides were one of my favorite childhood pastimes. Pony rides and elephant rides seem to be the most popular form of animal rides, but doggy rides are a lot more fun. They’re like those mini-motorcycles that crazy idiots buy these days. With a doggy ride, you never know where you’re going to end up: The dogs might take off like jack-rabbits when they see something or the dogs could just plop down and take a rest. We used to call those Sitsies. You could never get a refund for a Sitsie, but you’d always get a rain check.
My first step in dog ownership is training. I’ve already trained my pooch to relax, bark at the doorbell, and drink water. Pretty soon we’re going to work on pee in the house and growl. She’s super smart, so she’s been picking everything up so quickly. I really want to teach her to give me haircuts, but I’ve had bad luck giving animals hair clippers recently.
Picking a name is the most important part of getting a new dog. With a girl dog, you’ve got a few ways to go. You can call her a traditional feminine name, like Molly or Annabelle, you can name her something that relates to the way she looks like Blackhead or Furry Paws, or you can name her based on something you really like. That’s why I’m calling my dog “Hot.” I love hot dogs. Always have, even in my vegetarian days. Now that I have my own little hot dog running around with me, I’ll be constantly reminded of her sausage-y goodness. If you see Hot and me taking a stroll, come on over and say hi, but watch out. I’m in the middle of training her to bite strangers.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Bow Chicka Bow Wow

Hello, I'm Parker. . . . and I haven't had alcohol in three weeks.
(applause)

haha just kidding

it's been more like four

No but seriously I'm not an alcoholic. I'm actually a very good person. I never cheat, slack off, steal, murder, embezzle, harass or think unkind thoughts about others. I do have a tendency to lie however. . .

No but seriously (again) I'm not a bad person. I occasionally (every night?) procrastinate and i have a slight tendency to make sexual innuendos (Not that that's a bad thing). As for my interests, I enjoy blogging, writing in my blog, posting blog entries, and making sure that my blog is up-to-date. Other interests include volleyball, not doing homework, and beating Dustin in anything APEC related. That last one isn't very hard (that's what she said . . . see, I told you). I also have a strange attraction to tortugas and homemade Hungry Hungry Hippos. Other than that I'm just a regular person. (shuttup Dustin).

And since this is my first official blog post, I'd like to take the time to share my life's most deepest and darkest secret: I am actually -

o crud 11:00 time to start hw bye

so i herd u liekz frogz

^ summarizes activities, hobbies, interests, and about me.
Not much else to say.
Um.
>_> What is one supposed to do with this blog thing?
Pour out my heart and soul and reveal my deepest, darkest secrets?
We-ell.... in the first grade I stole a pack of mints from a table that I believe to have been my teacher's, I secretly ate lunch during class during the 6th grade by being all sneaky in front of my teacher, big ugly spiders still kinda creep me out, I have yet to solve a Rubik's cube, pennies have never been lucky for me no matter what year they have on them, I actually hold chopsticks the wrong way, I slack off way too much, lighting fires still entertains me, I've never found a four-leaf clover before, and I have a mild obsession with frogs.

My name is Dustin. *bows*